saints, sweets and horse poo

This Saturday, in the barrio Gracia of Barcelona, is the festival of St Medir. Groups of locals ride around on horses and lorries, accompanied bands of wondering minstrels, throwing literally tonnes of sweets to people in the streets. All jolly good fun, especially if you are a five year old or have a toffee fetish, but it does beg the question, why?

St Medir Barcelona Sant Medir St Medir Barcelona Horses

Well the story comes in two parts, the first definitely falls firmly in the legend category, whilst the second is recorded as fact.

Jump back to about 303A.D. and we find the then Bishop of Barcelona, Severus being chased out of the city by a bunch of Roman soldiers. It was the start of the Diocletian Persecution, a rather dangerous 10 year period in Roman history that involved the capturing of Christians and either murdering them on the spot or if you had a coliseum nearby, feeding them to the lions and making a few quid on ticket sales.

St Medir Barcelona Severus and Emeterius St Medir Barcelona Hermitage St Medir Barcelona Medals

Escaping towards Sant Cugat up in the Collserola Hills north of Barcelona, Severus came upon a farmer called Emeterius (Medi in Catalan) planting fava beans in his field. Presumably surprised to see a bishop running past in the middle of the day, Emeterius stopped working to watch. A panting Severus explained his situation and surprisingly requested that if the Romans came by Emeterius should tell the truth and point them in the right direction. As the Bishop dashed off miraculously all the beans Emeterius had just been planting suddenly began to grow.

Sure enough the soldiers arrived and Emeterius did as he was told and explained that he had been planting his beans when the Bishop had run past and helpfully pointed out where he had gone. The soldiers seeing all the green shoots in the field thought that the farmer was taking the micky out of them and promptly arrested the poor fellow and carried on with their chase. In true Roman efficiency both Severus and Emeterius were later killed in Sant Cugat, the bishop firstly being flogged and then having nails hit into his head.

St Medir Barcelona Arm St Medir Barcelona Umbrella St Medir Barcelona Scarf

Fast forward a few centuries and the story had passed into legend and both Severus and Emeterius had become saints.

In 1828, a Baker from Gracia, who was gravely ill and coincidently a devotee to Saint Medir, (yes him of the fava beans) made a last ditch pact with his saint. If he was cured he would make a pilgrimage to the hermitage dedicated to the saint in the hills behind the city every 3rd of March, the saint’s official day.

Well two years later and the baker was totally cured. And so on March 3rd 1830 he mounted his horse and rode around Gracia handing out sweets telling everyone he was going to keep his promise. At one o’clock he set off into the hills.

Now the baker has long since departed this earth but his yearly ritual struck a chord with the locals and that is why this Saturday the streets of Gracia will be awash with children, sweets and horse poo!

St Medir Barcelona Band St Medir Barcelona Colla St Medir Barcelona Poo

So if you happen to be in the neighbourhood this weekend, trust me when I say, you will never get a better chance to wear wellies in public, trample over small children and scramble for Chupa Chups, without the remotest chance of getting arrested.

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(adapted from an original article by the same author)

three kings, coal and cake

Firstly a very ‘happy New Year’ to everyone on the Western calendar and a ‘hope December was fun’ to everyone else.

Here in Barcelona we are just getting ready for the Three Kings, the final phase of the festive season which involves even more presents, some fuel-based child abuse and of course a cake.

Before a big fat bloke and his little helpers muscled in on the act, the Spanish traditionally only gave and received presents on the night of January 5th. Why? I hear you ask. Well, this was the night that the three Kings arrived to honour the birth of Jesus with three gifts, only one of which I can spell.

So this Saturday night, children up and down the country will stick a pair of shoes by the window, stuffed with carrots and straw for the camels and hope they wake up to a nice array of goodies. Now if they have been good, there will be footwear full of presents waiting for them the following morning, if not, just a lump of coal.

Quite why coal is the punishment of choice remains a little bit hazy, but unless the offspring in question happens to own a steam engine or a power station, I expect the disappointment on their face after receiving a fossil fuel in their trainer is priceless.

Now the big difference between the Three Kings and Mr Claus is that the children get to watch the Royals rock up on their camels and ‘La Cabalgata’ or cavalcade is a tradition in every city, town and village in the country.

So Saturday afternoon a large ship will appear in the harbour down by Maremagnum with a very special cargo. Once ashore a caravan will make its way up to Placa Catalunya and onto Placa Espanya. The Three Kings, loads of camels, wagons full of presents, dancing girls, marching bands and a very, very large cart of coal will wind their way through the streets of the Catalan capital with their highnesses throwing sweets to the excited niños

Now if this wasn’t enough excitement for one January, the following day, families will gather together for the obligatory festive meal; children showing off their newly acquired presents, parents showing off their newly acquired overdrafts and single people showing off they can still function after a fortnight of festive partying. After a slap up something, the ‘Roscon’ then appears. This is a very large doughnut-like cake filled with cream or custard, topped with glacier fruit and a crown in the centre. Hidden inside are a small figurine of Jesus and a Faba bean.

The idea, apart from not choking to death (it wouldn’t be a Spanish tradition unless there was a small chance of fatal injury), is that the one who discovers the mini Jesus, gets to wear the crown and is blessed with good luck for the year and the one who discovers the bean, pays for the cake!

So this weekend in Barcelona if you happen upon a stray camel, a crying child holding a piece of coal or someone choking in a restaurant on a statue of ‘The Saviour’ you might not know what to do but at least you will know why.
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a dragon, a knight, a rose and a book!

Once upon a time there was a nasty dragon who lived in a cave above Barcelona. To keep him happy the locals fed him a virgin a day. (100% of the daily recommended dose). This was all well and good for a while but the townsfolk were rapidly running out of acceptable women. The Elders were on the verge of contemplating some sort of virgin import system, when some bright spark suggested they turn to their King for help.

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